You
have reached the innermost core of TMF. Well...that's
actually pretty hard to say, you've reached one of the
innermost cores of TMF. We created this section for one
purpose. So that we can do anything we want. See, features
are very flexible. Of course, here at this site, we have
a few general guidelines. 1) A feature must be funny. 2)
A feature must include some sort of images, music, or
movie to accompany it. 3) It must feature something.
There was another one, but I've been busy featuring
things like lack of sleep, asbestos and a large block of
jabañero cheese, so I can't really remember it right
now. Ehh, stop listening to me, look at the features.
The
Shiz
The
Summer Story
Looking back on things, my summer really wasn't
so bad. It was pretty long too, unfortunately,
not long enough. I just didn't have enough time
to do all the nothing I wanted to do. That's the
problem really.
Aspirin
Causes Brain Explosions
Believe it or not, the wonder drug itself is
actually a lot more dangerous than you'd expect.
And when I say a lot more dangerous, I'm not
talking about cancer. EVERYTHING causes cancer,
who cares about cancer? You should be worried
about your skull swelling to the point that it
explodes.
Lego
Feud
Just like country bumpkins, Lego's have their
share of family feuds. Now, it's not because one
family's son wants to marry the other family's
mother, or that one of them struck "black
gold...oil that is" on the others property.
No, Lego's are much more civilized. They fight
over the one thing that everybody fights
over...ICE.
Fun
Times at the X-Games
Thanks to Tom, The Marked Fool has marked the
X-Games! Find out how much fun you could have
been having in the hot sun while waiting in a
line miles long, with no money for 4 dollar
sodas. I wish I had been there. The sad part is,
I really do wish I had been there.
The
(Mini) Guide to the View Askew Universe
With Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back only
a week away, some people might worry that they
might not 'get' it all because they haven't seen
Kevin Smith's previous flicks. That's okay,
cause Brandon's going to guide you the way..
The
Renaissance Faire
Recently, Aaron took a trip to the New York
Renaissance Faire. It was like flying through a
time portal and landing in Medieval Times...on
crack. What untold horrors did he witness? Were
there busty women? Were there busty men?
Beefsteak
The other day I came across an odd foodstuff.
Beefsteak. Oddly enough it wasn't a beef steak,
nor was it beef or steak of any kind. All I know
is that you eat it warm and there's these little
seeds inside it that make my mouth itch.
Protection
Against Evil
As a kid, Brandon was pretty much afraid of
everything. In this feature, Brandon shows us
how he took dealing with his fears to the
extreme, with a small list of toys that he used
to ensure himself that he was safe when the
lights went out.
School
Really Is Cool!
With school time right around the corner, there
are millions of children and teens alike fearing
the return to their dreaded captor. Once you're
there, it's 180 days of so called
"learning" and that's not counting all
of the weekends and vacations in which you are
busily occupied with huge projects that will
supposedly help your so called
"learning".
