Aaron's Newest

Fraggled Rock Evaluated- Fraggle Rock was a show that deeply effected me, even to this day. Let's look at it's strange properties.

Brandon's Newest

1620: Revised Edition- It's a film, and it's funny. 18 megs streaming. Download it. Be amused. And turn up your speakers.

MP3 Spotlight

Alien Ant Farm: Smooth Criminal- A cover of an old Michael Jackson song. Keeps me dancing, me and the lead singer with the buttcrack hair style.

SOTM

Big In Japan- Tom's super site. While some may argue that this isn't fair since Tom is on our staff, I'll argue that the site is plenty entertaining, so who cares?!

Camarama

Just flash your chest on your web cam every so often and you'll be pulling in traffic like no other, besides all the other cam people who flash their chests.

The Marked Fool

Welcome kiddos. You've reached The Marked Fool or TMF as lazy people and scientists would like to call it. Some day this may be considered a revolutionary driving force in the downfall of the great evil, The Internet. But for now, we're just a site full of ridiculously funny content, but hey, we do what we can. If I had to give this site a rating, it would probably be "TS" for "too silly". No...now that's just stupid sounding. I'm gonna stop talking. Check out our stuff, and make sure to have a good time. Otherwise we would feel bad.

News and Updates

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Anyway, a lot has gone on in the past two weeks. Both commercials and infomercials saw their temporary demise last week when the news was running 24/7. Take that psycic friends network! There's one thing that makes me wonder, though, after this whole mess occured: do you think the Amish know what happened? If anyone out there is Amish, e-mail me.

This past Tuesday I went to this resturant called Super Buffet with a few of my friends. Truly a horrifying experience. I made a small comic about the events that took place that night. Check it out, HERE.

Once our FTP is back in working order, we're going to have so great stuff up on the way. I've got stuff, Aaron's got stuff. It'll be fun. Until then, if you haven't already, send a fansign, or a cam, sign up for the forums, or bug Aaron. What ever floats your boat. Until the next time!!

It's 4 o clock, put on your smock Posted Thursday, September 20, 2001 by Aaron
Welcome back, those of you who still remember who we are. It's been about a week since we've last spoken and I'm not going to blame myself or anybody else on the staff. No...I'm going to blame my hosting. They put us underground for a week. And now I can't get into my FTP. They claim that they're making upgrades, but mind you, these are the same upgrades they've been working on since July. Which were originally said to be a seven day period. I'd say we're looking more at a seven month period. See you in May.

Naaaaaah, I wouldn't do that. Not after such a long time, we need to bond and make love behind a rusted out pick up truck again. Like the old times. I didn't want to post again until I was able to give you some content, but the "upgrades" aren't allowing me to put up any content. Instead, I'm just going to post this just so you know that we're still alive. Yes...I'm alive, but God does my head hurt. No hard feelings though MGON, without you we wouldn't be here, so uh, I thank you for that...and the grease stained pair of red sweatpants you sent me as payment for teaching the E/N scene how to laugh was...pretty nice...I guess...

Whenever we get our life support plugged in again, you can look forward to some great stuff. First of all, we have a new skit staff member, her name is Annie and most importantly, she's a she! That's never been done before! Have you ever seen a chick on Jackass? OF COURSE NOT! See...we weren't copying Jackass, we were OUTDOING Jackass. Annie's a great girl, she'll be helping us out a lot. And she already has for that matter, for the past 2 weeks Scott, Annie, and I have gone out into public and done some really crazy stuff. I don't wanna give too much away though, but I do want to thank my dad for taping some stuff that my mom was sure we'd get arrested for. Thanks dad, you can show this to all the guys at work and tell them that you've officially recieved praise from an internet diva. I'll get a plaque for you some day, once I start making all the money from my divaness. They TOLD me the check was in the mail...but you know, they also TOLD me that upgrades would be done a long time ago. I also plan on doing a good deed and putting up a nice little help out the victims thing on the left side bar. And a terrorism poll, and a new MP3 Spotlight. And goddamn...I'd better beable to get into my FTP before we kill all the terrorists, I really like that poll.

Lastly, here's a little link you should check out. Take this disorder test to find out what kind of personality disorders you might have. I was pleasantly surprised that I'm one of the crazy people I spend so much time making fun of. In about 5 years you'll probably beable to find me locked up in a rusty cage in a dark circus tent with foamy saliva running down my face and the front of my shirt, with wild tangled hair and beady, twitching eyes. Here's my results-

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Man. I probably shouldn't be showing so many people this. ...I'm gonna go curl up in my bed and cry, see ya later.